Alger
Anselm
Ayse
Baron
Barrett
Carmela
Celestine
Clarisse
Clark
Darlene
Dinah
Doris
Dutch
Emil
Faraj
Farrah
Fatima
Fern
Ford
Franz
Geert
Genesis
Graydon
Haney
Hasan
Heba
Henley
Henrietta
Honor
Honore
Imelda
Ilya
Inéz
Jerome
Joya
Juan
Kailer
Kalle
Kane
Kees
Kest
Klyde
Kotone
Leeza
Lorelei/Loreli
Lurleen
Miho
Mina
Moe
Natsuki
Pinea
Raj
Reginald
Rio
Robbie
Rory
Rudy
Rugby
Sal
Shanta
Silas
Sol
Sonny
Sterling
Storm
Sun
Tad
Thalia
Trey
Tristan
Twila
Twyla
Ulysses
Vernon
Vogel
Wendi
Yul
Zia

Explanation:

We have no subscribers with these first names. Anyone with a first name on this list is eligible for this offer: $1 off a Cabinet subscription. To get the offer, you must call us: 718-222-8434.

Rules and Promises:

Right now, calling is the only way to get the offer.

Only people whose names are on the list are eligible to receive the offer. For example:

• Brock may order an offer for himself.
• Brock may not order an offer for Catherine.
• Catherine may order an offer for Brock.

If your name isn’t on the list and you want the offer, we understand, but please don’t ask. We will not break the rules.

We will occasionally update the list. Names will be removed and added without warning.

This first-name wish list is by no means an exhaustive list of first names we do not have. There are plenty of names we want to collect, eventually, that aren’t on this list, but even wish lists should try to be a little bit modest, shouldn’t they?

If you bet we do not have a subscriber with your first name, be patient. Your name might come up in future updates.

If you’re really 100% convinced that we’ll never think to include your name on this list, you have one method of recourse, which is to send a letter of appeal to this address:

Cabinet
First Name List Appeals
181 Wyckoff Street
Brooklyn, NY 11217

In your letter, tell us your first name. If we do not have a subscriber with your first name, we will probably add your name in the next update. As soon as your name is included on the list, you will be eligible for the offer. Appeals not made in letters sent to the provided address will not be considered.

Originally, this offer kind of had to do with property, the theme of Cabinet Issue 10.